Victorian Valentine with Cherubs and Giant Hearts Greeting Card

Multiple cherubs in blue shorts are tumbling, riding, and lounging across a hillside absolutely littered with giant red heart-shaped and egg-shaped objects decorated with gold dots and blue ribbons, because apparently the most romantic scenario imaginable is a chaotic avalanche of oversized cardiac symbols crushing small winged children. One cherub sits astride a large red heart with the relaxed confidence of a man who owns the hill, while another appears to be actively wiped out mid-tumble at the bottom of the slope — a casualty of love, presumably. The hearts themselves are dressed up with bows like they're Valentine's gifts, which raises the deeply uncomfortable question of who exactly is gifting whom when the gift-wrappers are also being crushed by the merchandise. The whole scene is presented under the cheerful caption 'To My Valentine,' as if a cherub avalanche is exactly the energy you want associated with your romantic overtures.