Victorian Valentine's Day Card with Cherub & Heart-Shaped House

A giant red heart has been converted into a full residential dwelling, complete with a window and shutters—because when you're expressing romantic devotion, obviously a load-bearing cardiac muscle is the natural choice. Inside this crimson nightmare home, a pink-robed fairy child with translucent wings leans out the window with the haunted expression of someone who absolutely did not choose to live inside a heart, while a second winged cherub—draped in blue fabric and wearing a floral crown—kneels outside presenting a bouquet of flowers with the desperate energy of someone trying to get their security deposit back. The pastoral mountain backdrop and cheerful cursive 'To my Valentine' below normalize what is, objectively, a real estate situation that should be reported to someone.