Victorian Valentine's Day Greeting Card with Heart Windows

The heart-shaped windows present two identical views into the same depressing rural landscape — because apparently one fog-drenched countryside scene with a barn wasn't enough romantic devastation. Gifting your beloved dual portals to nowhere: if you wanted to convey 'I love you,' obviously that's the move. The purple violets surrounding these twin openings are doing their absolute best to compensate for the fact that whoever designed this card thought 'swampy field at dusk' was peak romance. The dusty blue-grey background gives the whole thing the vibe of a Victorian postcard that's been slowly dying of sadness for 120 years, and honestly, same. 'To My Valentine,' it declares in ornate lettering, a phrase that historically precedes either a marriage proposal or a restraining order.