Vintage Dog Valentine Card 1920s Die-Cut Puppy Love

Against a cheerful seaside backdrop, a massive Saint Bernard with genuinely unhinged saucer eyes gently mouths a small girl in a polka-dot dress by her torso while she dangles there, smiling, completely unbothered — which is somehow worse. The girl clutches a red heart reading 'To My Valentine' with the composure of someone who has fully accepted her fate. The text 'I'll Save My Heart For You' is meant to be romantic, but paired with a giant dog treating a child like a soggy tennis ball, it raises questions the greeting card industry was clearly not prepared to answer. Made in the U.S.A., naturally.