Edwardian Auto Romance: Vintage Motorcar Greeting Card

The card promises that 'love in our hearts shall steer the way,' yet the actual steering wheel is being gripped by a naked cherub perched on the hood like a fleshy ornament—which is a contradiction as alarming as it is absurd. Apparently the best way to express 'eternal love' is with a winged infant riding shotgun while you attempt to snog your lady friend in the back seat, and the woman in her pink dress and enormous hat leans into her gentleman companion with the energy of someone who absolutely did not consent to a third wheel, especially not one with zero clothing. Victorian romance: just you, your beloved, and your legally ambiguous cherub chauffeur navigating a pastoral landscape toward what can only be described as a disaster.