Edwardian Valentine's Day Greeting Card with Boy and Girl

Like a romantic social media post from someone who definitely needs to be reported, this card features a tiny boy in a full blue sailor suit standing over a girl who is literally on the ground at his feet, all while a giant red heart behind them announces his very specific wish list. The poem — 'In all this world there ought to be a little girl for me' — is less romantic overture and more Property Claim Filed In Triplicate, rendered in gothic font for maximum ominousness. The girl in the pink polka-dot dress, seated in the grass with her back turned to him, appears to be either unaware of or actively ignoring this declaration, which, honestly? Smart kid. The bucolic cottage-and-trees backdrop gives the whole scene a cheerful pastoral veneer that the text absolutely does not earn.