Victorian Easter Greeting Card with Anthropomorphic Hen and Eggs

Like a LinkedIn profile written in 1887, this hen has absolutely done it all: white lace bonnet tied with a jaunty pink bow at the throat, white apron repurposed as a pouch straining under the weight of four colorful Easter eggs, and a yellow-eyed expression of pure dead-inside professionalism. She stands before a green wooden fence with the quiet dignity of someone who has transcended the shame of publicly displaying her own offspring in an apron-basket. The pink bow — festive, feminine, deeply unhinged — is the finishing touch on what is essentially a Victorian fever dream about maternal labor dressed up as holiday cheer. She laid those eggs. She dyed those eggs. She is NOW carrying those eggs. This hen has no union rep.