Vintage Easter Greeting Card: Children with Egg, 1900s

The card reads 'A Joyful Easter,' yet what we're actually looking at is two rosy-cheeked children in period-appropriate costuming—one in a red polka-dot pajama situation, one in a pristine white coat clutching what appears to be a book—actively painting a giant egg with red-tipped brushes, because apparently the Easter Bunny outsourced to child labor. The egg is roughly the size of both children combined, which raises serious theological questions nobody in 1910 was prepared to answer. A toppled paint can spills at the bottom of the scene, suggesting this operation is already going sideways, and yet the children press on with the unnerving calm of people who have never once considered consequences.