Vintage Witch Flying Broomstick Halloween Greeting Card

The witch's proportions are all wrong—her head seems disproportionately large and hook-nosed, her body hunched and contorted over the broomstick at angles that suggest vertebral distress rather than whimsy. She's leaning into that flight with the grim determination of someone who deeply regrets every life decision that led to this greeting card, streaking past a crescent moon while a fence and shrubbery watch helplessly below. The accompanying poem—'While far away, I wish that I, with this old witch, to you, could fly'—is technically grammatically correct but reads like it was written by someone who learned English from a fortune cookie and had beef with punctuation. She isn't whimsical; she's aerodynamically furious, and apparently the best way to express how much you miss someone is to suggest they'd willingly ride on a nightmare crone to get there.