Vintage Halloween Greetings Card with Witch on Broomstick

The witch seems to be thinking only one thing: *I'm late for my appointment across the moon.* Her hook nose and pointed shoes thrust forward with the energy of someone who just discovered the carpal lane, hauling ass across that giant yellow orb in her white blouse and maroon skirt. The 'HALLOWEEN GREETINGS' text in festive red lettering cheerfully frames what is essentially a woman commuting over a silhouetted urban skyline at dusk, which, honestly, same. Meanwhile, the grinning jack-o'-lantern on the left panel, wearing what appears to be a tiny top hat and nestled in golden ivy, seems pretty pleased with itself—doing its absolute best to class up a card that is otherwise a full-throated endorsement of aerial witchcraft as a lifestyle choice.