Vintage Halloween Greeting Card: Woman Chased by Cow & Jack-o'-Lanterns

Two oversized floating jack-o'-lantern heads grinning smugly down at the chaos below sets the tone for this deeply unhinged tableau. Dressed in red pajamas and a bonnet, a woman is mid-stumble backward, milk pail tumbling, while a thoroughly traumatized cow peeks over a wooden fence under a crescent moon that has clearly seen too much. The caption 'What the boys did to the cow' invites you to fill in the blanks, and every single option is worse than the last. The pumpkin heads have the satisfied energy of frat boys who just got away with something, the cow looks personally victimized, and the woman's expression suggests she has witnessed an act against nature that no amount of therapy will undo.