Vintage Halloween Greeting Card with Cheerful Pumpkin Man in Green

Pure confident energy radiates from this sentient pumpkin-headed gentleman in a green jacket and matching hat, who leans on his cane like he owns the entire holiday — which, given that he's standing next to a vertical yellow 'HALLOWEEN' banner, he apparently does. A small black cat lurks behind his yellow-trousered legs, completing the seasonal iconography checklist with all the subtlety of a committee decision. The blue bow tie adds a rakish touch of sophistication to what is fundamentally a gourd wearing glasses and red shoes, which raises more existential questions than any haunted house ever could. This pumpkin isn't scary — he's a middle manager who has fully bought into the Halloween brand, and that is somehow so much worse.