Vintage Halloween Greetings Anthropomorphic Pumpkin Card

Somewhere in the early 1900s, someone decided that what Halloween needed was two pumpkin-headed humanoids — one in a green coat and yellow-ribboned green hat, one in a blue dress and teal witch hat — mid-skip in what was apparently considered 'festive fun' rather than 'fuel for decades of therapy.' They're holding hands and grinning those fixed, carved jack-o-lantern grins, because apparently the ideal way to express 'warm seasonal wishes' is through sentient gourd-people frozen in eternal cheerful rictus. The text 'Halloween Greetings' is split across opposite corners of the card, suggesting even the typography wanted to maintain some distance from whatever unholy vegetable courtship is unfolding in the middle.