Vintage Halloween Greeting Card with Jack-o-Lantern & Children

A giant, grinning jack-o-lantern dangles above three children who have chosen to crouch behind a white picket fence at night like it's a string-mounted pumpkin-headed surveillance drone—very normal, very chill. The poem instructs them to 'ring the door bells, cut and run' and 'get behind the gate and shout,' which is less 'wholesome holiday fun' and more 'instruction manual for juvenile delinquency.' The real cognitive dissonance is that the card closes with 'Wouldn't it be great — O Gee!' suggesting the sender wishes they could also be crouching in the dark with small children while a leering gourd watches over them, and honestly, same energy as every Halloween party invitation ever sent by that one coworker.