Vintage Halloween Greeting Card with Jack O'Lantern Auto Driver

Like a vintage version of a dystopian animated film where pumpkins have unionized and demanded vehicle access, this card features a large-headed jack o'lantern in a chauffeur's cap piloting a red early-automobile with the unhinged confidence of someone who absolutely should not have a driver's license. Two smaller jack-o'-lanterns aren't passengers—they're mounted on the front bumper like the world's most cursed hood ornaments, affixed to the chassis and smiling up at their gourd-headed overlord with the glazed acceptance of creatures who have accepted their fate. The driver's enormous owl-like eyes and rictus grin suggest less 'festive Halloween spirit' and more 'sentient produce escaped from a government facility.' The pun 'You Auto Have a Happy Hallowe'en' does absolutely zero work to neutralize the existential dread of watching autonomous squash operate heavy machinery.