Vintage Halloween Greetings Card with Jack-o'-Lanterns & Witch Hat

Like a family photo where nobody knows what they're doing, this unholy portrait features a large jack-o-lantern in a jaunty witch hat grinning with unhinged confidence while a smaller, rounder pumpkin beside it gapes in what can only be described as existential horror, its O-shaped mouth suggesting it just read the card's message and realized 'Halloween wizards' is doing a LOT of heavy lifting as a security system. Meanwhile, a disembodied floating pumpkin face in the upper corner watches the whole scene with the hollow-eyed resignation of a middle manager who's seen too much, as a smiling moon and a single bat provide the ambiance of someone who really committed to the bit. The card's framing of 'May Hallowe'en wizards work a charm which keeps you safe and from all harm' is precious — because when you think 'warm seasonal wishes,' you naturally think outsourcing your loved one's protection to unnamed occult practitioners.