Victorian Xmas Greetings Holly Berry Greeting Card

The holly branches loom unnervingly large compared to the delicate banner they're meant to frame, arranged in aggressive diagonal opposition as if locked in mortal combat over a tilted diamond-shaped card that reads 'Xmas Greetings' in red-and-gold script so aggressively cursive it's practically doing a backflip. The berries — plump, unnervingly uniform, practically *glistening* — cluster in little red gangs across both sprigs, each one radiating the energy of a botanical threat. The whole composition is framed by a gold-flecked border that says 'I spent real money on this postcard' while the tiny printed number '929' in the lower left corner quietly reminds you that this was mass-produced, your relationship was never that special, and Merry Christmas.