Vintage Halloween Greeting Card with Anthropomorphic Cabbage Characters

Three anthropomorphic cabbages with dangling root systems serving as legs stand upright on a moody dark blue background, apparently the Victorian era's solution to vegetable footwear. Distinguished from one another by a red bow tie on the tallest, a blue bow on the shortest, and a small sad third wheel with neither accessory nor dignity, these root vegetables pose the burning romantic question 'O, is my true love tall and grand? O, is my sweetheart bonny?' beside what appears to be a cabbage courtship scene, because when you're trying to express 'I love you,' naturally you reach for produce with facial expressions and formal neckwear. This card asks us to believe that the scariest thing about October 31st isn't ghosts or witches — it's watching root vegetables navigate the treacherous terrain of Victorian romance with their weird little root-feet.