Victorian Birthday Greeting Card with Schoolgirl & Slate Board

The fact that someone decided to make a birthday card's focal point an incorrect math equation (3 × 3 = 8) presented proudly by a smirking schoolgirl is where this card's logic breaks down entirely. She's wearing a white bonnet and striped dress, hauling a full school satchel on her back while crouching next to a basket of hyacinths, because nothing pairs better with felony arithmetic than fresh flowers. If you're going to write the wrong answer in chalk and hand-deliver it to someone on their birthday, you might as well own it—and she does. But the real kicker is the penciled question at the bottom: 'Is this correct?' — a question that haunts not just the math, but the entire concept of celebrating another year of human existence with this card.