Victorian Thanksgiving Turkey Greeting Card with Autumn Harvest

There's an unhinged, unbothered energy radiating from this turkey who's chosen to stand directly next to a roasted bird on a serving dish — a power move so committed it deserves its own true crime podcast. The bird's iridescent green-brown body fans into a spectacular tail display while his blue-grey head and vivid red wattle suggest he's dressed for a funeral (his own), and yet he struts with absolute glamour. To his left, a geometric cut-glass vase of what appears to be celery or wheat fronds adds an aspirational farmhouse-chic energy to what is, at its core, a deeply cursed scene of implied avian cannibalism. The lime-green background and cheerful autumn florals in the corner only deepen the existential horror.