Vintage Thanksgiving Greeting Card with Turkey & Children

What exactly is the boy's endgame when he sprints away with a full live turkey tucked under his arm? Because nothing says 'Happy Thanksgiving' like a grinning boy in a flat cap fleeing across a garden path while two children — one brandishing a stick like he's auditioning for a Victorian mob — chase him down in hot pursuit. The turkey, impressively rendered with full tail feathers fanned and legs dangling in undignified protest, does not appear to be enjoying its field trip. The fleeing boy's expression radiates the specific unhinged joy of someone who has absolutely committed to a crime and has zero regrets, while the barefoot girl behind him looks less angry and more like she's running purely on the chaos energy of the moment. This card somehow makes turkey theft feel like wholesome seasonal cheer, and honestly, respect.