Vintage Thanksgiving Greeting Card with Turkey & Top Hat

This turkey, strutting through a patch of grass with the energy of a sentient LinkedIn profile photo, has somehow acquired a stars-and-stripes top hat and a wooden sign reading 'Thanksgiving Greetings' — because apparently the best way to signal 'please eat me' is dressing patriotic and announcing yourself. His magnificent fanned tail and iridescent green-and-gold plumage radiate a deranged self-satisfaction, as if he genuinely believes the hat makes him the guest of honor rather than the main course. Meanwhile, dangling overhead like a threat from the universe, a decorative cluster of grapes and a single red apple frame the whole scene — fruit just vibing above a formally-dressed bird who has absolutely no idea what century he's walking into.