Vintage Thanksgiving Proclamation Greeting Card with Turkey

An iridescent fever dream of greens, reds, and golds bathes this magnificently plumed turkey, which stands with its tail fanned out in full display—less 'holiday centerpiece' and more 'employee of the month who will absolutely report you to HR.' The card's bold two-toned lettering declares a 'THANKSGIVING PROCLAMATION' with the unhinged gravity of a papal edict, because apparently wishing someone 'good health, happiness, prosperity and long-life' requires the bureaucratic weight of an official state document. The green-striped border and ornate gold frame elevate what is essentially a bird's LinkedIn headshot into something you'd hang in a government building. And that dangling 'From' with no signature? Whoever sent this wanted you to live long and prosper but also wanted plausible deniability.