Vintage Thanksgiving Greeting Card with Turkeys

Like a Victorian-era version of a dating app notification, this card greets you with the guest of honor mid-courtship ritual — because nothing pairs better with cranberry sauce than awkward turkey romance. The dark, iridescent tom has his tail fanned in full seductive display while a demure white hen stands nearby, apparently unimpressed, in what appears to be the poultry equivalent of a bad Tinder date set against a lush woodland backdrop. The ornate red script wishing you 'Best Wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving' completes the psychological torment: behold these magnificent creatures in the full bloom of their love life, then please enjoy eating them. Truly, the Victorians had a gift.