Vintage Santa Stocking Stuffer Christmas Greeting Card

Santa has fully broken into your home and is leering directly at you with the unhinged grin of a man who has not slept in weeks, bringing a doll and a toy car as gifts — fine, normal — but he's also clutching a sprig of holly like a weapon while a row of what can only be described as deflated black leather stockings dangle ominously above a roaring fireplace. The card's cheerful message, 'May Santa Fill Your Stocking Full,' takes on a distinctly threatening energy when paired with a Santa who looks like he's been watching you through the window for some time. Victorian Christmas: where 'jolly' and 'deeply unsettling' were apparently synonyms.