Vintage Thanksgiving Greetings Card with Turkeys, Eagle, and National Birds

A bald eagle with dramatically spread wings clutching a red-and-white striped shield, two turkeys in a standoff around a pumpkin, and a rhyming threat about becoming 'a piece for all our plates' printed directly on the card all suggest that whoever designed this couldn't decide between patriotism and poultry, so they went full chaos and jammed both together. The eagle's expression radiates the energy of a middle manager who thinks he's being inspirational but is actually announcing layoffs, while the turkeys have the glazed, thousand-yard stare of creatures who have read the verse and fully understood it. At the bottom, the card cheerfully labels this apocalyptic standoff 'Our National Birds'—a reminder that America has always loved nothing more than making its most solemn symbols do something deeply unhinged for the holidays.