Victorian New Year Clock Greeting Card with Holly & Snow

The disembodied white-gloved hand emerges from this golden-hued fever dream with an undeniable purpose: to point out that someone in the Victorian era looked at a clock tower dusted with snow and icicles, flanked by two large bells, and thought, 'You know what this needs? The words HAPPY NEW YEAR written directly on the clock face where the numbers should be, surrounded by holly, berries, and seasonal propaganda.' The result means this clock will never tell you what time it is, only that it is aggressively, inescapably New Year's. The two flanking winter landscape vignettes peer out from behind the bells like little surveillance windows, ensuring you understand that this botanical-mechanical holiday monstrosity is watching the snow-covered cottages below, judging them for not celebrating hard enough.