Victorian Christmas Greeting Card with Holly & Blonde Woman Portrait

An enormous white ruffled collar so voluminous it could double as a lace parasol frames this auburn-haired girl in a powder-blue dress, who gazes into the middle distance with the serene confidence of someone who absolutely knows she's the main character. All of this is encased in a gold oval like the world's most self-satisfied cameo, while festoons of holly—aggressively spiky, dripping with bright red berries—cascade beneath her portrait as if the plant itself is performing a curtain call. The whole composition, rendered on a pale blue-gray card with gold geometric border detailing, screams 'I contain multitudes' while actually containing exactly one smug child and some shrubbery. 'Christmas Greeting' is written at the bottom in ornate script, because apparently the best way to express holiday warmth is through a decorative portrait of a girl who has clearly never done a chore in her life.