Vintage Christmas Snowman Die-Cut Greeting Card with Red Striped Mittens and Bell

With the focused intensity of someone who will absolutely be ringing that brass bell at 6am, this plump, vaguely threatening snowman has committed fully to the candy cane aesthetic, sporting matching red-and-white striped mittens and a jaunty hat with a tassel. A dramatic red scarf/cape situation frames the whole ensemble like this snowman just stepped off a Victorian stage, and a sprig of holly tucked against its body adds a decorative touch that feels suspiciously like a boutonniere — this guy is DRESSED. The text 'Christmas is Here!' scrawled across its lower belly reads less like festive cheer and more like a warning issued by a self-satisfied snow entity who has been waiting, bell in hand, for this exact moment all year.