Happy New Year 1922 Vintage Greeting Card with Elephant, Goat & New Building

The proportions are completely unmoored from reality—a pair of scaly green sea-dragon creatures somehow scaled to haul a wheeled cart bearing a miniature building labeled 'NEW BUILDING 1922,' because apparently Chas. R. Knight's housing crisis was so dire it required mythological beasts for the ribbon-cutting ceremony. A horned dragon-goat hybrid serves as the cart's figurehead, presiding over the whole fever dream with the energy of a middle manager who just got a promotion he doesn't deserve. The text on the cart reads 'OUR HOUSING PROBLEM IS SOLVED,' which is either the most optimistic real estate announcement in history or the saddest — and the elaborate red scrollwork border framing this logistical nightmare only makes it feel more like a hallucination you'd have after eating bad oysters on New Year's Eve.