Victorian Christmas Wishes Santa Greeting Card Evergreen

The long pipe curling dramatic blue-gray smoke around Santa's face has completely eclipsed any semblance of jolly fat man branding in favor of 'brooding European intellectual who judges your life choices.' Framed in a gold ornate cartouche beneath a swag of pine branches and pinecones, this card radiates the unmistakable energy of a man absolutely not thinking about your Christmas wishes, but rather about the many ways you have disappointed him. The pipe is doing a LOT of heavy lifting here, transforming what should be a wholesome holiday greeting into something that feels like it should come with a leather armchair and a glass of cognac.