Victorian Christmas Santa Claus Greeting Card with Mistletoe

Santa's proportions suggest he's been sampled from a different, far more unsettling greeting card entirely — his haunted, thousand-yard stare and rosy, veiny complexion indicate the eggnog situation got out of hand sometime around 1903. He's brandishing a sprig of mistletoe like a Victorian boundary-pusher at a holiday party, holding it aloft with the confidence of someone who absolutely does not understand consent. Behind him, a tiny scroll unfurls to reveal a quaint winter village scene, which reads less as 'charming pastoral detail' and more as 'evidence board.' The whole composition is drowning in aggressive teal and crimson, lit by a single gold star radiating divine judgment from the corner — which, honestly, same.