Victorian Cherub Hearts Greeting Card | Winged Angels Love

The sheer audacity of two seminude cherubs — one sporting a jaunty blue bow diaper, the other apparently too busy being feral to bother with clothing — commandeering the local heart market in a pastoral field littered with at least six floating red hearts and one suspiciously large heart on the ground makes this card gloriously chaotic. The standing cherub, clearly the alpha in this operation, is holding multiple heart-balloons aloft with smug satisfaction while gazing skyward, because if you wanted to convey 'I love you,' a chubby winged toddler who refuses to make eye contact is obviously the move. Meanwhile, the crouching cherub — dark-haired, rosy-cheeked, and fully committed to chaos — appears to be either retrieving or stealing a heart from the grass, which frankly tracks: Victorian romance was just property crime with better aesthetics.