Vintage Valentine's Day Card: Couple on Sled with Red Heart

The heart looming behind these two bundled-up figures is absolutely massive relative to their scale — impossibly enormous, really — and should be wholesome, and yet here we are. The child in the gray-green snowsuit is planting an aggressive kiss on the cheek of the white-clad child, who has the thousand-yard stare of someone already emotionally checked out of the relationship. The grammatically chaotic 'I LOVES YOU' scrawled beside them suggests the card's author was either deeply in love or had recently suffered a head injury, and honestly both explanations make this more romantic.