Victorian Cupids Business Card Greeting - Rare Winged Angels

The proportions here are completely wrong: two chubby cherubs — one in a red drape, one clutching what appears to be a horn or trumpet — lean across a desk that towers impossibly tall inside a giant pale heart, locked in what can only be described as a quarterly earnings review. The document on the desk literally reads 'What can we do to improve business?' which, paired with the gold script 'To the one I love' at the bottom, represents either a profound romantic metaphor or the most cursed Valentine's Day card a mid-level manager has ever sent to HR. Love, apparently, is a synergy problem.