Victorian Cupid Valentine Card with Anvil & Hammer Love Forge

Two chubby winged cherubs in matching pink skirts stand over a red heart positioned atop a blacksmith's anvil, hammers raised with the casual menace of industrial workers—apparently the best way to declare 'I love you' is by forging someone's cardiovascular system into submission. The word 'VALENTINE' is literally stamped on the wooden base of the anvil, as if to make absolutely sure you know this is romantic and not a crime scene. Framed by delicate floral borders and decorative red hearts, the card's poem cheerfully explains that Cupid flew to 'the forge of love' to weld 'our two hearts together' — which, in the context of two babies wielding sledgehammers over an organ, reads less like a Valentine and more like a restraining order waiting to happen.