Be My Valentine Victorian Couple Garden Scene Greeting Card

Somewhere between 'romantic evening stroll' and 'a woman trapped in a lime green ruffle avalanche,' this moonlit Victorian nightmare has a man in a bowler hat showing something small to a red-haired woman outside what appears to be a large estate — because nothing says 'Be My Valentine' like a dude revealing mysterious hand-held objects in the dark near someone else's mansion. She's leaning in with the cautious enthusiasm of someone who suspects it might be a ring but is bracing for a business card. The cursive 'Be my Valentine' scrawled across the bottom in ink that screams 'I took calligraphy to seem interesting' completes the scene, while a full moon looms overhead like even the sky is uncomfortably invested in this transaction.