Victorian Valentine's Day Cherub Heart Greeting Card

The card reads 'A Token of Esteem' — yet the scene depicts a chubby, possibly sedated cherub passed out inside a giant red heart framed by what can only be described as aggressive ice formations, which Victorians apparently thought said 'romance' with incredible commitment. The little guy is sprawled dramatically on lavender drapery with a yellow ribbon tied around his midsection, flanked by blue flowers, which is either adorable or evidence of a crime scene staged to look adorable. The olive-green background completes the vibe of 'I absolutely did not want to give you this card, but here we are.' Esteem. Not love. Not affection. Esteem. The emotional equivalent of a firm handshake from a man who has never cried.