Victorian Valentine's Day Greeting Card with Heart Portrait

Framed in a gold heart like a very fancy restraining order, this woman in an absolutely unhinged feathered hat stares into the middle distance with the energy of someone who has already planned the entire wedding and picked out your burial plot. Purple violets cascade dramatically around the heart's border because apparently just *sending* this card wasn't emotionally aggressive enough. The swirling gold flourishes, the pink border, the words 'FROM YOUR VALENTINE' — this card is doing the most, and frankly, so is whatever is happening on top of her head.