Vintage Easter Greeting Card with Anthropomorphic Bunny

An umbrella lurks ominously behind this bespectacled rabbit's shoulder — because apparently the Easter Bunny moonlights as a Victorian businesswoman preparing for light precipitation while presenting herself through an oval portrait like the unhinged CEO of Big Easter. The wireframe glasses perched on that fuzzy snout radiate the specific energy of a middle manager who will absolutely write you up for taking too long at the egg-hiding station, and those dead, judgment-filled eyes staring out from behind the frames suggest she has seen things — terrible things — and she will be sending you Easter greetings about it anyway. This teal-vested rabbit in white sleeves clutches a wicker basket overflowing with plain white eggs as though her professional reputation depends on it.