Edwardian St. Patrick's Day Greeting Card - Children in Shamrock

Two disturbingly porcelain-faced children — dressed head-to-toe in coordinating white-and-green outfits, complete with matching hats — stand atop an enormous four-leaf clover like tiny landlords surveying their shamrock estate. The boy waves a small Irish flag with the energy of someone who has been told exactly once what Ireland is, while the girl clutches a heart-shaped wreath of shamrocks between them like a property deed for this whole unsettling arrangement. Flanking them on either side are potted shamrock plants, because apparently the giant clover they're standing on wasn't enough botanical content for whoever designed this fever dream. The verse inside the heart promises to 'skip and dance on Erin's Green,' which is charming until you notice these children have the dead-eyed serenity of people who have never experienced joy and are simply performing its approximate shape.