Vintage 1913 St. Patrick's Day Greeting Card with Leprechaun and Harp

The harp itself, carved with a serene feminine face at its crown, gazes into the middle distance with the thousand-yard stare of someone deeply regretting their life choices while a figure in full green regalia — tailed coat, buckled shoes, green tights, and a jaunty top hat — does what can only be described as a flirtatious lean against it, one knee raised mid-jig, one hand resting on hip like he's auditioning for a production of 'Riverdance: The Seduction.' Shamrocks scatter across the base in a desperate bid for cultural legitimacy, while the ornate 'St. Patrick's Day Greetings' script at the bottom insists this is wholesome holiday correspondence and not, in fact, the opening scene of something your grandmother definitely should not have mailed to anyone.