Vintage Halloween Greeting Card with Child & Jack-o'-Lanterns

A flotilla of disembodied pumpkin faces displaying the full emotional range from 'mildly inconvenienced' to 'existential dread' surrounds this cherubic ginger-haired child in a blue polka-dot dress, who has achieved a level of serene dissociation that most adults only reach after years of therapy, standing completely unbothered while clutching a jack-o-lantern bucket. Two black cats crouch at her feet like fuzzy little harbingers of doom, apparently also failing to register as threatening. The poem — which graciously informs the recipient that their mere presence would reduce the child's fear of 'spooks and witches cats and such' from moderate to 'not much' — is perhaps the least reassuring Halloween sentiment ever committed to cardstock, essentially confirming that yes, without you, this child IS somewhat afraid of the floating pumpkin heads she's inexplicably hanging out with alone.