Victorian Halloween Witch's Wand Jack-o'-Lantern Greeting Card

The two fairies seem to be thinking this massive jack-o'-lantern with rectangular cut-out eyes and a segmented rectangular mouth is an excellent piece of furniture, lounging on top of it like it's a cursed chaise longue. A black cat wearing a jaunty blue bow tie — because even chaos demons have standards — paws at the pumpkin's face with the determined energy of a Yelp reviewer lodging a formal complaint. A full moon glows through a window in the background, because apparently the vibe needed more 'Victorian nightmare.' The card is helpfully titled 'The Halloween Witch's Wand,' which raises exactly zero questions and definitely doesn't make any of this weirder.