Victorian Christmas Wishes Card with Crawling Babies & Toys

Picture a scenario where one cherubic infant in a white onesie and bonnet is belly-crawling toward an orange ball with the grim determination of a very small debt collector, while another sits bolt-upright inside a wicker basket surrounded by a trumpet, a blue bucket, a stuffed dog, and what appears to be a tiny cat, radiating the energy of a cult leader who has just acquired her throne. Above them, a parade of ceramic boots and shoes filled with toys lines the top border like a Victorian fever dream about footwear. The copy reads 'Here's a heap of pretty toys to add to all your Christmas joys,' which is doing heroic work trying to distract you from the row of melting white candles at the bottom that give the whole scene the vibe of a séance that got slightly out of hand.