Victorian New Year Greetings Card with Angels and Stars

While the card promises joyful New Year greetings, what we actually get is four disembodied cherub heads—just heads, with little white wings sprouting from their necks like some kind of divine decapitation situation—peering over a white ribbon banner while gold stars litter the blue sky behind them like God spilled a bag of confetti. A six-pointed star sits dead center above a beam of yellow light that illuminates the words 'New Year Greetings' below, because nothing says 'cheers to another trip around the sun' like a quartet of floating baby heads hovering over what appears to be a celestial laser show. The rosy-cheeked cherubs are framed by pine branches and look vaguely judgmental, as if they've seen how your year went and are choosing diplomatic silence.