Vintage Christmas Dog in Sleigh Die-Cut Greeting Card

This entire tableau — a red ornamental sleigh with green plaid blanket, gold bell on the decorative iron backrest, and 'HI THERE!' printed on the front panel — presents an official, formal holiday operation, which makes what's actually happening all the more unhinged. The puppy at its center, sporting a hot pink bonnet, brown floppy ears, and red ribbon bow, has its mouth agape in what can only be described as a scream of joy with the energy of someone who has had three eggnogs and will absolutely corner you at the party. Its enormous, glassy brown eyes confirm it has fully committed to this agenda and will not be stopped.