Cupid Love Cherubs Victorian Valentine Greeting Card

Like a romantic heist film nobody asked for, this card features two suspiciously underdressed cherubs running a very concerning Valentine's Day operation: one sits astride what appears to be a giant glittering heart, wielding it like a battering ram while clutching a smaller red heart, as a white dove acts as unwilling accomplice in this scheme. Meanwhile, the second cherub perches on a branch absolutely *dripping* with purple grapes and violet flowers, radiating the energy of someone who just discovered a very good Groupon for seduction supplies. The text — 'On the pathway of love I come to you, my Valentine' — is doing absolutely nothing to make any of this less alarming, and the dark mass of flowers below them reads less like a romantic meadow and more like the crowd gathering to watch this whole situation unfold with horrified fascination.