Victorian Valentine's Day Greeting Card with Child & Heart Umbrella

What you'll notice second — after the initial charm wears off — is that this curly-haired Victorian child has apparently been promoted to unhinged CEO of Heart Weather Management, clutching a dark green umbrella dangling actual red hearts like some kind of romantic piñata, while the sky behind her rains down yet more tiny hearts because apparently one meteorological catastrophe wasn't enough. She's also clutching a gold-brown heart-shaped object to her chest with the white-knuckled intensity of someone who has been told, very firmly, to look adorable or else. The layered pink-and-red ensemble — complete with matching stockings and Mary Janes — suggests someone's mother had opinions, and those opinions were: more. 'With fondest love to my Valentine' reads the caption, which is doing a lot of heavy lifting to make this fever dream feel romantic rather than like a summons.