Victorian Valentine's Day Card: Romantic Couple on Crescent Moon

Against a soft, dreamy background sits a crescent moon with two overdressed Edwardians making out on it, which is where the romance gets weird: they've apparently decided the most romantic Valentine's Day activity is snogging while perched on a giant moon, because park benches were too pedestrian for courtship in 1910. The man in his black suit leans in for the kiss while the woman in her voluminous orange dress holds roses — because when you're trying to express romantic devotion, obviously flowers are essential, even on a literal moon date. A single red heart floats in the sky above them, doing the emotional heavy lifting that these two are clearly too busy kissing to handle themselves. The cursive 'To my Valentine' text in the corner confirms this fever dream of lunar romance was considered peak aspirational love, and honestly, we've been declining ever since.